Hi, I'm an Axe in need of a name

Hi, I'm a pretty vicious looking Axe, and I plan on cutting your face off in Exiles of Embermark. Name me!


TheWizard
I'll SMITE you
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  • EvilteddyEvilteddy Posts: 60 Adventurer
    The shape kind of reminds me of a tropical fish, so I am going to go with...
    Axe of Mer - This axe is typically used by the Merfolk.  The Merfolk often grind the bone of poisonous fish to add to the iron during forging, both strengthening the iron and lacing these blades with a deadly mix of poisons.
    What's better then making good beer?
    Drinking good beer!
    Benefix
  • NezujaNezuja Posts: 85 mod
    "A Particularly Spiky Axe of Pain" 

    maybe or maybe not inspired by SecretOwl 
    SecretOwl
  • HollowHollow Posts: 37 MARKED
    Serrated Axe of Sundering
    Wyrmsbane
    Wyvernsbane
    Scalesplitter
    Barbed Axe of Blight


  • Psycho_MychoPsycho_Mycho Posts: 64 Adventurer
    The axe reminds me of a Ram putting it's head forward in an attack mode. The Latin for Ram is Aries, so therefore I shall call the tier 1 version "The axe of Aries"!

    Of course, later versions can add prefixes and what not.
    "Do not trust everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
    TheLurker
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    "Butt"...

    So that I can run into battle screaming "BEHOLD THE AWFUL POWER OF MY BUTT-AXE!"

    ...jiggly bits...
    TheLurker
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    is that a "buttocks" pun, @Finjinimo?
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    Of course, but it helps if you have an Australian accent.

    Also funny, just as an aside, when you say the words "Rise up lights" you actually sound like an Australian saying 'Razor Blades". The more you know.
    ...jiggly bits...
  • helpicantflyhelpicantfly Posts: 111 Adventurer
    based around the sea/fish
    seafarers axe
    fishermans axe
    harbour axe 
    sevenseas axe 
    Touch my food, feel my Fork.
  • SpacegoatsSpacegoats Posts: 20 Adventurer
    Helm crusher. The designs look like it would readily destroy a helm, but in a very vicious manner. Wouldnt be much point to wearing one if your opponent wielded this.
    Grand leader of the glorious Spacegoatian Empire!
  • TheLurkerTheLurker Posts: 11 Adventurer
    Looks like an Axe that can end any argument when running into an enemy!!! Hence i would call it "The Silencer". Would that be the transformation of the Axe being upgraded?
    Go Exiles of Embermark or go Home!!
  • TheLurkerTheLurker Posts: 11 Adventurer
    @Finjinimo Thats funny, "BUTT-AXE" and it could work ;)
    @TheWizard looks like you have your hands full with the suggestions and a lot of them are good. Good Luck

    Go Exiles of Embermark or go Home!!
  • joekyjoeky Posts: 52 Adventurer
    Razor Spike
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    Knicker Bocker
    ...jiggly bits...
  • LevisonLevison Posts: 2 Mendicant
    "Wavecrest" was the first thing that came to mind
    Psycho_Mychoshu
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Oooo I like that one! (not you, @Finjinimo)
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
    Finjinimo
  • Psycho_MychoPsycho_Mycho Posts: 64 Adventurer
    Levison said:
    "Wavecrest" was the first thing that came to mind
    nice, I think Wavecrest is a perfect name!

    Finjinimo said:
    Knicker Bocker
    haha! Funny thing is, one of the main streets in my town is called "knickerbocker rd".
    "Do not trust everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
  • DarggieDarggie Posts: 125 Adventurer
    edited December 2016
    Ah, young one. You wish to know my name? Well names are important things here, maybe you don't deserve to know my name yet.

    First you might learn my story.

    I started my time as a very nice and warm chunk of impure iron deep in the ground. Ah, what a glorious time that was. But alas, it was not to last. Pounding and smashing all around me, and I knew my time was coming.

    Soon after, dirty grubby fingers pried me from my home. I was taken away, how far I do not know. But next I remember heat like you would not imagine. Flames enveloped the world around me. But I felt my impurities leave me as the heat transformed me.

    I was drawn from the flames and beaten. Smashed, hammered, and... forged.

    I began to know true shape. I was given a curved face. Very crude though it was. Many hours passed as my shape was formed.

    Eventually I was adorned on the end of a silly piece of wood. What piece of Iron needs wood? But alas, the joining was wonderous and I knew greater use because of this.

    My face was taken against a stone, and I felt myself gain strength. A sharp edge I now held.

    I finally understood my purpose. I was to rip and tear, slash and cut, to rend and cleave.

    To... Sunder.

    Yes child, that was my name, and my name was also my purpose.

    I was.... The Sundering
    They call me the Crier. No, I don't cry a lot. I deliver news you uncouth barbarian.
    Spacegoats
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Posts: 6 Mendicant
    Will item descriptions give lore background? (like dark souls)
  • GreggGregg Posts: 1 Mendicant
    GREATHA(Great.H.A - Great Heathen Army)
    Levison
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    Ouchie(yourface)
    ...jiggly bits...
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    @hawkeye in many cases, yes! We'll balance the text amount with the fact that you'll be on your phone though (Dark Souls' ones get pretty lengthy)

    Dont worry though-- there will be no shortage of lore to dig into...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
    Hawkeye
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Posts: 6 Mendicant
    TheWizard said:
    @hawkeye in many cases, yes! We'll balance the text amount with the fact that you'll be on your phone though (Dark Souls' ones get pretty lengthy)

    Dont worry though-- there will be no shortage of lore to dig into...
    This is awesome!!! I'm so hyped for this game right now
  • VegaVega Posts: 3 Mendicant
    A true sight to behold! The "SpineSplitter"!!!
  • MalavoriceMalavorice Posts: 2 Mendicant
    Steelsaw the Fleshrender, cause it looks like an axe capable of sundering the toughest armors and ripping the flesh beneath.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Oh I do like these... keep em coming!
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Posts: 6 Mendicant
    edited March 23
    It would be awesome if we could rename weapons, but keep the backstory of certain weapons. E.g

    Originally 
    Dahmer's Deathwish

    Dahmer was a simple wood elf, living in small cabin by the village of Crestmoor. That is until officials found him in the basement; impaled by the handle of the Deathwish...along with the severed heads of his family.


    Inspired by:


    Jeffrey Dahmer
    Police couldn't quite believe their eyes when they finally cottoned on to what Jeffrey Dahmer was up to. Inside the man's pad they found severed heads in the fridge, a human torso in the freezer, and bags of organs stuffed further back in the ice. This was the grisly handiwork of one of America's most gruesome serial killers, who liked to kiss and chat to the chopped off heads of his victims while lovingly preserving their skeletons as trophies. Dahmer was eventually killed in prison. Not many people mourned.

  • ChadmoChadmo Posts: 4 Mendicant
    I'm seeing something demonic in this axe. I like the name "Azazels Efigy"
  • aandrilaandril Posts: 5 Mendicant
    Kindred
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Kindred is a cool name in general. Could be many things...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
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