The Scroll of Smitation

TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
edited September 2016 in Off-Topic
If you're in this community, you are one of the Marked heroes. And you will come to know this Hammer well, you ornery lot. THE HAMMER OF SMITATION:



This, then, is the Scroll of Smitation. It is a running list of scoundrels who, for one reason or another, have incurred the wrath of the community and been "awarded" the Smite badge. Some call it an honor, some call it a shame, but it is what it is, so BEWARE. Each entry is accompanied by the infraction for all to see and hiss at.

1. @Terheyt - for the heinous crime of Tardiness
2. @roblef - for the outrageous crime of Extortion
3. @drakythe - for pinning @TheWizard's shameful emote in the Discord channel
4.
5.
TheWizard
I'll SMITE you
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  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    edited January 2016
     <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  <3 <3  
    ...jiggly bits...
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Haha, you know you're not immune, Mr Finji...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • DarggieDarggie Posts: 125 Adventurer
    It's nearly in our grasp Finji! The Smite award.
    They call me the Crier. No, I don't cry a lot. I deliver news you uncouth barbarian.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Indeed! There's 5 spots up there, but no takers just yet.

    AND there will be many other awards, I just have to get some art going for them, oh yes...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • TerheytTerheyt Posts: 37 Adventurer
    I'm betting I can get on this list with this simple fact: It took me this long to wander by... 

     >:)  

    Love ya, Wizzy!
     First among the Smitten. The few, the proud, the slightly squished.
  • DarggieDarggie Posts: 125 Adventurer
    Terheyt! OMG. I'm so glad you finally made it to stop by!
    They call me the Crier. No, I don't cry a lot. I deliver news you uncouth barbarian.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    @terheyt INDEED! (please note the scroll has its entry)



    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • TerheytTerheyt Posts: 37 Adventurer
    MWA HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! 

    FIRST!

    Take that @Finjinimo ;

    Ter
     First among the Smitten. The few, the proud, the slightly squished.
  • DarggieDarggie Posts: 125 Adventurer
    Well now that's unfair. :D
    They call me the Crier. No, I don't cry a lot. I deliver news you uncouth barbarian.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    /is amused that @darggie actually WANTS a Smitation...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • DarggieDarggie Posts: 125 Adventurer
    Well there is no Pie in the face award. So getting on the Scroll of Smitation is my other option. 
    They call me the Crier. No, I don't cry a lot. I deliver news you uncouth barbarian.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Well, everytime I see one of your posts, you're calling me an uncouth barbarian, so I suppose I'm getting close... /raises eyebrow
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
    Darggie
  • TerheytTerheyt Posts: 37 Adventurer
    There's a difference between asking for it and ASKING for it, though. Doing something just because you want to be smitten shouldn't get one. Doing something that you know is wrong, but worth it and being willing to take your lumps absolutely should. 

    We all tend to engage in more than enough of both types that it'll just happen. Fear not. I doubt I'll be alone up there much longer.

    Ter
     First among the Smitten. The few, the proud, the slightly squished.
    TheWizard
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    and fear not, those both worthy and naughty, there will be more than one Scroll of Whateverness. I am working on the other Badges as we speak...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    *shakes fist*
    ...jiggly bits...
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    perhaps the fist shaking badge then?
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
    The badge of curmudgeon...

    ...jiggly bits...
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    I may just make that.  What if I changed my signature to "wizardly bits?"
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
    Terheyt
  • TerheytTerheyt Posts: 37 Adventurer
    Ewwwww.....
     First among the Smitten. The few, the proud, the slightly squished.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    alas i didn't even get it and now I do. and am ashamed and am considering banning myself...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • BoomvangBoomvang Posts: 40 Adventurer
    Just smite YOURSELF!  Hahahahahahaha 
    TheWizardFinjinimo
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Please welcome (read: scoff and throw things at) the immeasurable @roblef to the SCROLLLLLL.
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • TerheytTerheyt Posts: 37 Adventurer
    And then there were two!!!!!! Welcome @roblef !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Party in Haven, drinks are on me!

     First among the Smitten. The few, the proud, the slightly squished.
  • BoomvangBoomvang Posts: 40 Adventurer
    Start pouring!
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    Someone needs to misbehave cuz the Hammer hasn't gotten enough use lately...
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • Psycho_MychoPsycho_Mycho Posts: 64 Adventurer
    TheWizard said:
    Someone needs to misbehave cuz the Hammer hasn't gotten enough use lately...
    hmm...interesting indeed!
    "Do not trust everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
  • FinjinimoFinjinimo Posts: 234 Hero
     B) 
    ...jiggly bits...
  • NezujaNezuja Posts: 85 mod
    I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Posts: 789 Wizard
    haha, you can't volunteer, Nez! But that made me laugh. I imagine we'll get some misbehavior soon.

    first he scowls, then he SMITES.
    TheWizard
    I'll SMITE you
  • SagedarkSagedark Posts: 10 Adventurer
    Maybe you are afraid to smite....
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