Wearing Wooden Barrels

TheWizard · August 2016

Every now and then, you inadvertently create an image you didn't mean to.

Like this naked player character celebrating his rank down only to appear to be wearing the rank badge as a wooden barrel for clothes.

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/6025810/uploads/editor/0b/fm6hq4s51mdt.png

And no, @Finjinimo, you may not have this as a suit of armor.

Nezuja · August 2016

... must have that armor!

Finjinimo · August 2016

Aw... but that would be perfect!

TheWizard · August 2016

How so?

And what would the stats be?

Finjinimo · August 2016

Super lame stats, but I would wear it anyway for the hilarity of running around in a barrel.

TheWizard · August 2016

fine, what if the stats were phenomenal? Would that ruin it for you?

Finjinimo · August 2016

Actually it probably would because then people would wear it for the stats. I want to wear it because it's badass, not because it gives me +1 to my bad ass.

TheWizard · August 2016

i see. ever the principle-centered Finji. I assume you are going to combine it with your "Perceived Invincibility" equipment?

Finjinimo · September 2016

Absolutely. Hilarity will ensue.

TheWizard · September 2016

Yeah, but what if the combination makes you the #1 Ranked Exile in Embermark? Where am I left then?

Finjinimo · September 2016

There are going to be lots of ways to boost stats by getting every increasing heavy armor, magic robes and whatever.

But my ancestors were celts, and many of them use to get incredibly inebriated, decide the celtic gods had made them invincible, and then run into battle wearing nothing but blue paint.

I suspect not many of them survived. I suspect those guys were actually pruned from my family tree, and I'm actually descended from the guys who stayed home and looked after the farm.

But the point remains, running naked into battle screaming is in my blood. And it would be heaps rad if in a game about who's wearing the biggest baddest armor, I can still stand there, let loose a blood curdling scream, and intimidate my opposition with nothing by my badassness (and my ass).

Also, if there is an ability called "jiggly bits", you know I'm going to use that exclusively.

Wearing Wooden Barrels

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