Every now and then, you inadvertently create an image you didn't mean to.
Like this naked player character celebrating his rank down only to appear to be wearing the rank badge as a wooden barrel for clothes.

And no,
@Finjinimo, you may not have this as a suit of armor.
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And what would the stats be?
I'll SMITE you
I'll SMITE you
I'll SMITE you
I'll SMITE you
But my ancestors were celts, and many of them use to get incredibly inebriated, decide the celtic gods had made them invincible, and then run into battle wearing nothing but blue paint.
I suspect not many of them survived. I suspect those guys were actually pruned from my family tree, and I'm actually descended from the guys who stayed home and looked after the farm.
But the point remains, running naked into battle screaming is in my blood. And it would be heaps rad if in a game about who's wearing the biggest baddest armor, I can still stand there, let loose a blood curdling scream, and intimidate my opposition with nothing by my badassness (and my ass).
Also, if there is an ability called "jiggly bits", you know I'm going to use that exclusively.